Need a Massage? Get a Palm!

From todays Palm press release:

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– A short description of the Award (German): Die schnelle UMTS-Datenübertragung und die Push-E-Mail machen den Treo 750v zur tollen Nachrichten-Maschine.
– A short description of the Award (English): The fast UMTS file transfer and push e-mail make Treo 750v an amazing massaging machine.
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I know you can do lots of things with a Palm 750v. But this was really new to me 😉